

Bernard's What
Suggestion Bin
About Us

Grand Theft Platypus

==== Operation Bring Back Bernard ====
PHASE ONE (100%)
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Secure rights - (100%)
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Secure interest from buyers - (100%)
PHASE TWO - Soft Launch - (12%)
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Throw together the website (65%)
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Expand team / build an army (20%)
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Get everyone in one place (16%)
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Get loads of suggestions (20%)
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Launch quests (15%)
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Create new currency (70%)
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Plot world domination / marketing plan (24%)
PHASE THREE (0%)
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Implement all marketing activities
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Create content
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Go to press
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Bernard's Watch gets as much publicity as Barbie
PHASE FOUR (0%)
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Go back to buyers
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Raise loads of money
Secret Plan - Notepad
Bernard's What????
Did you know that the topic Bernard’s Watch probably comes up every 87 minutes in the average household? We have gathered a team of people who enjoyed it as kids and acquired the rights to a reboot. We have a totally radical idea: to not make it awful.
Now we’re expanding the team - 80s kids, 90s kids, 00s kids, movie fans, experiment-let’s-see-if we can make a movie fans and everyone else welcome. And everyone is working to do it.
We’ve got serious interest in the movie and series but the industry isn’t doing great so we’re going to drum up a little support and anything else that gets it into production. This is where YOU CAN HELP.