Bernard's What
Suggestion Bin
About Us
Grand Theft Platypus
==== Operation Bring Back Bernard ====
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PHASE ONE (100%)
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Secure rights - (100%)
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Secure interest from buyers - (100%)
PHASE TWO - Soft Launch - (12%)
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Throw together the website (65%)
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Expand team / build an army (20%)
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Get everyone in one place (16%)
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Get loads of suggestions (20%)
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Launch quests (15%)
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Create new currency (70%)
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Plot world domination / marketing plan (24%)
PHASE THREE (0%)
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Implement all marketing activities
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Create content
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Go to press
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Bernard's Watch gets as much publicity as Barbie
PHASE FOUR (0%)
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Go back to buyers
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Raise loads of money ​
Secret Plan - Notepad
Bernard's What????
Did you know that the topic Bernard’s Watch probably comes up every 87 minutes in the average household? We have gathered a team of people who enjoyed it as kids and acquired the rights to a reboot. We have a totally radical idea: to not make it awful.
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Now we’re expanding the team - 80s kids, 90s kids, 00s kids, movie fans, experiment-let’s-see-if we can make a movie fans and everyone else welcome. And everyone is working to do it.
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We’ve got serious interest in the movie and series but the industry isn’t doing great so we’re going to drum up a little support and anything else that gets it into production. This is where YOU CAN HELP.
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